The latest research shows the following: If you eat chocolate you're depressed. If you eat dark chocolate you're really depressed. If you eat more than 12 ounces a month you are in a deep depression. As with man-made global warming this research has been announced. Based on the claim made you are required to believe and accept it. Failing to do so will result in your being called, and for now and evermore known as a chocolate denier.
A. C. Smithson
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