Premier Obama and the student Loan Program?

Why does Premier Obama want to run the student loan program? Correct so he can dictate what Marxist propaganda he wants taught. If the government finances 3% of your institution it dictates 100 % of what you can do.


A. C. Smithson

Obama's Second Inaugural Address

I have spies in the White House, and was able to get a glimpse of his second inaugural address. These are some excerpts from his long, boring, lie filled speech.

My fellow Americans welcome to this historical event. I was once again allowed to serve the American people for which I am most grateful.

Ten thousand members of the Marine corpses have been placed on standby to crush any protesters who dare attempt to have their voices heard. (The way our brilliant commander and chief pronounces corps. I knew the correct way to pronounce it in fifth grade. Perhaps in another forty years the president will be as smart as a fifth grader)

I believe I was elected for a second term based on fulfilling my promise of meaningful change. I wish to briefly mention some of the most significant items which I proudly take credit for. When I first assumed the office in February 2009 the unemployment rate stood at 7.6% (January 2009). Unfortunately the jobless rate is currently at 30% however, I have initiated a jobs program titled "if you have a job you're lucky" or as we call it here in Washington "jobs bill number 14." This I promise will prevent the unemployment rate from exceeding 35%.

I granted amnesty to more than 20 million illegal aliens which were previously living in the shadows. This is approximately 1/4 of Mexico's population. This will be of benefit to Mexico also as these new citizens are uneducated and unskilled and would have posed a burden to their former country of Mexico. (Side note five jobs were created by this amnesty as a young entrepreneur and his four employees opened a business of manufacturing Mexican flags). The roughly 20 to 25,000,000 new citizens are dependent on government for their subsistence and therefore obligated to vote as I tell them. The Democrat Socialist party will be able to rule for the next 60 to 70 years without interruption. It is true the new citizens make up 5 to 7% of the unemployed, but that is the trade-off I was willing to make. I am hopeful that in this term I will be able to lift the responsibility of a citizen having to go out in all kinds of inclement weather and cast a vote. I will be asking the Congress to repeal the Constitution as it is simply a document of negative rights. It tells the government what it cannot do instead of what it can do for citizens.

In similar fashion of my good friend to the south, Hugo Chavez, I have nationalized almost all of the nation's business, and we are hoping to control the remaining enterprises in order to have them better work for the American people. Thus far we have control of the auto, insurance, medical, banking, finance, energy, and transportation corporations. (Side note the health care panel in its effort to curtail the rising cost and save the taxpayers their hard earned money has denied treatment to 6,785 elderly citizens this month. It's not like the treatments would have been of any significant benefit to these people. Let's face it they're old and they need to step aside for the young folks coming up). This next month I plan to nationalize the media. It is true in the past they have been willing participants in what I have accomplished for the American people, but we must ensure they always toe the line.

My staff has informed me they have received some expressions of concern from the public regarding the cost of gasoline. The current price of $4.50 a gallon some say is negatively impacting their budgets. If you recall I rolled back the individual income tax from 72% to 70% to offer relief to these working families. Over the next four years gasoline costs are expected to hit the eight dollar mark bringing us in line with our European friends. I have instructed our government's auto manufactures to begin the building of 100,000 mopeds to assist our citizens with their transportation needs.

This is the change I promised and I hope you like it.

This so far is all the speech we have been able to sneak out. We will publish more as it becomes available.

Note to readers: the majority of my writings use absurdity to demonstrate the absurd. They are demonstrative of the direction that the Messiah Obama has chosen to lead this country. Am I telling you all these things are going to happen exactly in this fashion? Noooo, except for the $4.50 gasoline at the time of his second inaugural.

A. C. Smithson

Big government can take care of you!

Now that the government has resolved my health care concerns when will it take care of my other wants. I believe I'm paying more for homeowners insurance than health care insurance. I use the homeowners insurance more frequently for significant issues like wind damage or hail than I have my health insurance for major health problem. Car insurance is quite high. I would like them to address it as I am required by law to have it before I can drive to work. The electric bill is moving up also. It I believe is my and every other citizen's right to have lights, toasters, coffee pots, and everything else electricity provides either for free or at a reduced cost. If I can stay healthier by exercising maybe they should get me a gym membership. I must additionally eat healthier so perhaps a grocery bill guarantee. Nothing big oh say $600 a month subsidy. My cell phone bill is crazy. I don't want one but my wife insists that I have one as she worries about me. Cable TV is obviously an American birthright. Currently I choose not to pay the additional $50 over the present cost of $150 for the premium channels. In order to level the playing field the government should address the problem. Gasoline prices are once again on the rise. The evil oil companies need to be either forced to sell it at a loss or I will need some government help. I don't really like my job so I would like to go back to college full-time (with pay) and possibly become a brain surgeon. Think of all the people I could help. These are all common sense things that can help the average citizen like me. Hell it's my right to these things! I'm sure there are more things the government can help me with, but I need a little more time to sort them out. P. S. I could use a bigger house, and I wouldn't mind a three-story cabin in Cloudcroft, New Mexico. Thank you.

A. C. Smithson

Moral Equivalency

Obama and the Russians are going to limit the number of nuclear weapons each has. The United States reducing nuclear weapons is a good thing, maybe. The moral equivalency which tells you that the United States and Russia equally reducing the number of weapons is a comparable thing is more liberal craziness. Russia uses its arsenal to threaten and dominate nations. The United States uses its weapons as a deterrent. Calling it the same is no difference in saying a gun in the hand of a police officer is the same as a gun in the hand of a violent criminal.

A. C. Smithson

Fat Kids

Michelle Obama is going to fix the fat kids. I say mind your own business. The parents need to fix them not the federal government. Feds cut out the free lunch programs and food stamps if you don't want fat kids. It's funny in their efforts to create victims liberals have both hungry and fat children in America. Which is it? Obama is going to fix the fat kids within a generation. I promise you this: When all is said and done, when all the tax money is wasted, the kids will still be fat. This will be another government failure in the making. Outlaw video games like you did the use of cell phones while driving. If it will save one life it will be worth it! (Just kidding, making fun of liberals). Pass a law requiring the kids go outside after school and on weekends to run, bike, play football, basketball, baseball, and other cool things.



A. C. Smithson

Top 10 Dumbest in America

10 Bill Maher- comedian, hatemonger
9 Doug Stephan- radio talk show host, harmless but D-U-M-B
8 Michael Moore- lard ass Hollywood type, hatemonger
7 Nancy Pelosi- politburo leader, S.F. moron
6 Harry Reid- Feeble old fool- senate leader
5 Dennis Kucinish- Insane house member
4 Mika Brzezinski- Commie babe MSLSD (MSNBC) Morning Joe, father is feeble old fool
3 Barack Obama- Marxist that thinks the U.S. is a horrible place
2 Joe (f-----g) Biden, dumbest man in government, gaff a minute
1 We the American people for electing such Riff-Raff (trash)

P.S. I had to add one more.

Gerardo Rivera- Dr. Death, he is marched out by FOX each time any death or disaster occurs. He a liberal hack defending all the liberal stupidity in hushed tones. He is totally delusional in that he actually believes when he hangs out with the military that he is making a military contribution. He is a liar as demonstrated from his report in Iraq about a battle that had just occurred behind the hill he was standing in front of (in fact the battle was two hundred miles away). He carried a gun into a war zone putting at peril all reporters. He is as delusional as I was when I was six years old and I alternated back and forth between being Popeye and Superman. He thinks he is one with the hurricane and stands out in the rain showing how stupid, I mean brave he is. He has a dream of being in a cave with Osama bin Laden holding a gun to his head (Illusions of Grandeur). He is not sure if he would shoot or not. He is a damn news reader, nothing more. What a phony nut.


A. C. Smithson

Forms of Government

Is it a representative democracy when the government ignores the dictates of a majority of the nations citizens? History tells us that when government doesn't care what the people think tyranny soon follows.



A. C. Smithson

Guess What!

When the Democrat socialist Party (D.S.P.) wrote the health care bill on behalf of the American people they probably didn't mention one little item. OK they probably did not mention a lot of things but lets explore one or two at a time. When they decided to save Americans from the stress of having to hold a day job, yet have health insurance they wrote in a provision that exempted themselves from the plan. That's right the President , Congress, and their staffs have their own health care program as the one they gave us wasn't good enough for them. Also very soon the Tax Commission that Obama created to advise on taxes, deficit reduction, and other matters will likely ask for a Value Added Tax or V.A.T. A Value added tax taxes items during every step of the production process. It is like a federal sales tax. As we become more and more like the European socialist countries we will start to adopt more and more of their programs like the V.A.T.


A. C. Smithson

Health Care Signing Ceremony

The Star Wars bar scene otherwise known as the health care signing bill ceremony took place today. ( if you are unfamiliar with the bar scene GOOGLE "Star Wars Bars Scene, watch the video it's funnier." You will note many of the same characters from the bar scene are present at the signing ceremony). Both Commissar Obama and Politburo Pelosi have spoken of it's passage as a victory in a hundred years war. If they were at war since Teddy Roosevelt who were they at war with? The American people were the obstacle that stood in the path of socialized medicine for all these years. They did not and still do not want government run health care. The socialist have been at war with the American people.

A. C. Smithson

Democratic Socialist Parties Latest Victory

The moronic speaker of the house said it best. "Once the bill passes then we can learn what is in it." It is all about big government and little or nothing to do with health care. It is about more control over the individual so that government can make the changes it wishes to create the socialist utopia that these clowns believe in. Currently only 6% percent of the citizens surveyed believe that the stimulus package of 787 billion dollars actually created jobs. Once it is discovered the never ending taxes on everyone and the limitations placed on access, treatment, and health care innovation this bill will be viewed similarly. Several years down the road when premiums are sky high and rationing is in place we will realize that this is just another failure of government to produce as promised, and we all and future generations will be stuck with the bill.




A. C. Smithson

Perplexing Questions Rated P.G. dated 1-28-10

The five questions have been answered.

A. C. Smithson

Do Women Pee in the Shower

The last of many questions which has perplexed man for ages. The answer is yes, but less that fifty percent.

A. C. Smithson

Why Can't I Lose Weight?

People will tell you to regularly exercise. That's crap. Don't get me wrong, exercise in it's own right is laudable but not as a weight reducer. It contributes minimally in that regard. It will increases the body's metabolism and strengthen muscles and organs. It keeps the body healthy and functioning properly and the systems functioning efficiently. IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT, CONTROL YOUR CALORIC INTAKE. If you don't want a beer gut don't drink beer. If you don't want a derriere that you have to purchase two airline tickets for CONTROL YOUR CALORIC INTAKE. If you don't care that's your business.

A.C. Smithson

The Meaning of Life.

Surely this is a complex question with no simple answer. One person told me it is to love and be loved. No doubt that is one component. I believe marriage and children is one of the main purposes of life in that the species through this effort is continued. To have children and raise them to be respectable, productive members of society is at minimal one of the greatest rewards/purposes in life. People that never have children surely contribute in other ways. They can lead productive lives and contribute to the overall well being of man kind. Life is a precious gift from GOD. It carries with it a responsibility to live the best most enjoyable life possible. Of paramount importance it that individuals strive to live their lives as much as is humanly possible in accordance with the will of GOD.

A.C. Smithson

Health Care Status Update

The liberal nuts in Washington now want to "deem" (to form an opinion or pretend) that the health care bill will have passed without voting for it. They do this because they are cowards and are aware that the American people are against it.

The statist came one vote closer with Dennis Kucinich D-Ohio changed his mind. After a ride on Air Farce One with the Messiah, Kucinich is now in favor of it. Some speculate he was bought off by Obama allowing Kucinich's wife to sit on the fat kids panel with Michelle. Others think it's the likely promise that Obama made to him that in the future health care will become the single payer socialist program that the progressives want.

I know the truth behind Kucinich's payoff. First, the Messiah promised that Kucinich's prior existing condition of insanity would be covered under the plan. Secondly, Obama promised him a future UFO ride. That's all it took and now Kucinich is on board.

A. C. Smithson

Question for you

Are food stamps a major contributor to people's obesity? As a general rule when the government steps in to fix something the unintended consequences are worst that the original problem.

A.C. Smithson

Remind your government that you are the boss!

Our third world leader Barack Hussein Obama is willing to destroy our nation in order to save face (protect his image). This is not unlike other third worlds leaders such Kim Jung IL, Hugo Chavez, or Raul Castro who admiringly look at themselves in the mirror.

If it was a good thing for the American people, the proponents of the health care bill would be explaining all the details and demonstrating every beneficial aspect of it. They would not be hiding it, nor would they have difficulty in getting their own party to vote for it.

The health care bill for the first time would require taxpayers to pay for the murder of the unborn (abortion). In El Paso every Catholic should be against it. They should let Sylvester Reyes know their feelings on the matter (call him). A Catholic friend of mine told me that Catholics in El Paso are against abortion, however they would never vote for a republican out of bias. I say grow up. Either you support abortion or you don't. If you don't then vote people out of office who support it i.e. democrats.

The reason these statist are so much in favor of this disaster (health Care bill) is they want more control over your life. One more thing before I close. Yesterday our lying leader told a room full of people who don't work that employers could save up to 3,000 % on the amount they pay for health care allowing them to possibly give employees a pay raise. All the morons applauded wildly. Note: if an employer payed 5,ooo dollars per employee and they had a 100% savings they would have to pay nothing. One hundred percent is the entire pie. If the employer got a 3,000 % savings it would mean for each employee the insurance company would have to pay the employer approx. 150.000 dollars. Everything these liberals say is a lie, without exception.

A.C. Smithson

Programming note

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A. C. Smithson

Please Shut Up!

The cackling gaggle of so called experts who claim to know more about how you should live your life than you appear to exist in inexhaustible numbers. The hints and tips seem to be never ending. I will list a few and then ask these experts a couple of questions. Don't eat, drink, or utilize any of the following items according to the experts:

• red meats
• salt, less will save your heart and brain
• non stick cook wear, releases chemicals
• sunlight, cancer and wrinkles
• plastic containers, release chemicals
• smoking, cancer and other diseases
• alcohol good for the heart, bad for the liver
• sugar bad for you, but taste good
• processed foods bad, organic food good (all damn food is organic unless you eat rocks)
  
• mercury in fish bad, mercury in light bulbs good
• eggs bad for you, eggs good for you
• plastic bags bad, cloth bags good
• driving bad, walking good
• using cell phones, brain cancer, maybe

At least a thousand other stupid hints and tips are around telling you how to live your life. Probably most of the experts giving this advise live less than satisfying lives.

Question #1 If I follow all of these instructions will my life be a more enjoyable experience?

Question #2 If I follow all of these instructions will I never suffer an illness, and most importantly will I LIVE FOREVER?

If the answer to either question is no then I say shut the hell up and leave me alone. You live your life your way, and I will live mine my way.

A. C. Smithson

The Trend Continues

Ok, understand this is not me picking and choosing to make my point. These are the three most recent nationally reported events involving crazies.

• Josepth Andrew Stack: musician, computer geek, Austin area resident, kamikaze attack on IRS. Liberal nut.

• The nutty professor Bishop: Kills her brother (years earlier) and then kills three more at the University of Alabama, Huntsville, liberal nut.

• J. Patrick Bedell: Shot two police officers at the Pentagon metro stop. Californian (land of fruits and nuts), thought the twin towers and Pentagon was a hoax, but if it did happen George Bush and Dick Cheney did it, liberal nut.

A.C. Smithson

Clarifying a Misconception

I have been frequently asked if I thought Obama would be assassinated. I would answer no he is well protected. The state controlled media was propagating this non-sense. They are attempting to convince the democrat drones that the country is full of right wing crazies causing murder and mayhem. The truth of the matter is just the opposite.

• John Wilkes Booth murderer of Abraham Lincoln. He was an actor (liberal nut) and he claimed his actions were in response to what the Republicans had done to the south.
• Charles J. Guiteau murdered James Garfield. Guiteau had a long time relationship with a Utopian commune, where free love and communal child rearing was practiced. (liberal nut)
• Leon Czolgosz murdered William McKinley. Czolgosz was a socialist and anarchist. (liberal nut)
• Lee Harvey Oswald murdered John F. Kennedy. Oswald was a communist. He was incensed by racial discrimination and he defiantly rode in the black sections of buses as a child. (liberal nut)

Every presidential assassin in our countries history has been a liberal nut. Obama don't turn your back on Dingy Harry Reid or Politburo Pelosi both of which are big liberal nuts.

I am opposed to all government attempts to limit our second amendment rights, but if they want to enact true meaningful gun safety legislation they should ban the sell of guns to liberals.

A.C. Smithson

Quotable Quotes

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."

Albert Einstein

Yogi Berra Quotes

Describing a popular St Louis restaurant:

"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

Giving directions to Joe Garagiola on how to get to Yogi"s house:

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

General comment on baseball:

"90% of the game is half mental."

"You can observe a lot by watching."

"Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."

"I really didn't say everything I said."

Yogi Berra Quotes