We have become a nation of whiners, hypochondriacs and crybabies. I attribute much of this to the fact that we have it so easy these days. With all the leisure time we can sit around and dream up new crisis and syndromes. The generations before us faced real challenges like the Great Depression and World War ll, and they had to work hard daily to guarantee their and their families survival. The feminization of America and the Oprah's teachings that everyone is a victim play a huge role in our acceptance of this malarkey. Here is a partial list of things that will kill you as reported by the liberal news media. All have been reported in the past two years. Immediate or future death was attributed to each.
White bread
Fat around stomach
Vote or die
Incandescent light bulbs
Measles
Climate change
Climate change delusion
Chantix
Cialis
Tobacco
Water
Air
Oil
Coal
Diabetes
Pre-diabetes
Bicycling without a helmet
Depression
Global warming
Responding to global warming
Hurricanes
Tornadoes
Floods
Heart disease
Driving automobiles
Flying in planes
Terrorist
Alcohol
Bonfires at the beach
Coffee
Eggs
Tomatoes
Fist
Methane gas from cows
Second hand smoke
Carbon dioxide
Earthquakes
Drugs
Un-vented heaters in the house
Tsunamis
Forrest fires
Trans fat
McDonalds
Lightning
Radon gas
Nuclear power
Sun
Male spouse
Sleep apnea
High blood pressure
Pandemic flu
Not enough fiber
Not enough vegetables
Medications
Sodas
Overweight
Underweight
Exercise
Lack of exercise
Aids
Sex
Mercury in fish, but not the mercury in compact fluorescent light bulbs
Clean air (allows harmful rays to reach earth)
Guns
Knives
Soy
Cell phones
Election of a Republican
West Nile Virus
Melting polar caps
Gamma radiation
Plastic bags
Drunk driving
Bulling
Cyber bulling
Gun battle in toys R us
Working in Wal-Mart after Thanksgiving
Government run health care
Government run health care
See my point. Stay in your house and don't move around too much. The odds are against you, but good luck anyway.
A. C. Smithson
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