Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Misc.

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Unknown
"The Country of China is going to be doing a Broadway-style play based on Karl Marx's book on communism. A play based on communism. You know, that's where capitalism has been replaced by the government taking over control of all private industries- or, as we call it in this country, a 'stimulus' package." Jay Leno

2 comments:

  1. The GOP Road to Permanent Majority, 2009 Edition

    1. Alienate women, who are 51% of the electorate, with blatant sexism.
    2. Alienate Latinos, the fastest growing ethnic segment in the U.S., with overt racism.
    3. ????
    4. Profit!!!

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  2. The road to GOP Majority, not permanent as nothing is,will be to live up to the conservative ideals upon which this nation was founded. Not grouping people with identity politics and playing one against the other with racism and and envy.

    Dittohead

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