When a man went to get his driver's license renewed at the Department of Motor Vehicles, the building was packed. The line inched along for an hour until he finally got his photo taken. The man commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking rather grouchy in this picture. " The clerk looked over at the photo. "It's OK," he reassured the man." That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."
AFTER THE PARTY, as the couple drove home, the wife asked the husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women you are?' "Not that I recall," the husband replied. "Then what on Earth gave you that idea at the party tonight?'
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The American Legion Magazine, June 2009
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