Premier Obama and the student Loan Program?

Why does Premier Obama want to run the student loan program? Correct so he can dictate what Marxist propaganda he wants taught. If the government finances 3% of your institution it dictates 100 % of what you can do.


A. C. Smithson

Obama's Second Inaugural Address

I have spies in the White House, and was able to get a glimpse of his second inaugural address. These are some excerpts from his long, boring, lie filled speech.

My fellow Americans welcome to this historical event. I was once again allowed to serve the American people for which I am most grateful.

Ten thousand members of the Marine corpses have been placed on standby to crush any protesters who dare attempt to have their voices heard. (The way our brilliant commander and chief pronounces corps. I knew the correct way to pronounce it in fifth grade. Perhaps in another forty years the president will be as smart as a fifth grader)

I believe I was elected for a second term based on fulfilling my promise of meaningful change. I wish to briefly mention some of the most significant items which I proudly take credit for. When I first assumed the office in February 2009 the unemployment rate stood at 7.6% (January 2009). Unfortunately the jobless rate is currently at 30% however, I have initiated a jobs program titled "if you have a job you're lucky" or as we call it here in Washington "jobs bill number 14." This I promise will prevent the unemployment rate from exceeding 35%.

I granted amnesty to more than 20 million illegal aliens which were previously living in the shadows. This is approximately 1/4 of Mexico's population. This will be of benefit to Mexico also as these new citizens are uneducated and unskilled and would have posed a burden to their former country of Mexico. (Side note five jobs were created by this amnesty as a young entrepreneur and his four employees opened a business of manufacturing Mexican flags). The roughly 20 to 25,000,000 new citizens are dependent on government for their subsistence and therefore obligated to vote as I tell them. The Democrat Socialist party will be able to rule for the next 60 to 70 years without interruption. It is true the new citizens make up 5 to 7% of the unemployed, but that is the trade-off I was willing to make. I am hopeful that in this term I will be able to lift the responsibility of a citizen having to go out in all kinds of inclement weather and cast a vote. I will be asking the Congress to repeal the Constitution as it is simply a document of negative rights. It tells the government what it cannot do instead of what it can do for citizens.

In similar fashion of my good friend to the south, Hugo Chavez, I have nationalized almost all of the nation's business, and we are hoping to control the remaining enterprises in order to have them better work for the American people. Thus far we have control of the auto, insurance, medical, banking, finance, energy, and transportation corporations. (Side note the health care panel in its effort to curtail the rising cost and save the taxpayers their hard earned money has denied treatment to 6,785 elderly citizens this month. It's not like the treatments would have been of any significant benefit to these people. Let's face it they're old and they need to step aside for the young folks coming up). This next month I plan to nationalize the media. It is true in the past they have been willing participants in what I have accomplished for the American people, but we must ensure they always toe the line.

My staff has informed me they have received some expressions of concern from the public regarding the cost of gasoline. The current price of $4.50 a gallon some say is negatively impacting their budgets. If you recall I rolled back the individual income tax from 72% to 70% to offer relief to these working families. Over the next four years gasoline costs are expected to hit the eight dollar mark bringing us in line with our European friends. I have instructed our government's auto manufactures to begin the building of 100,000 mopeds to assist our citizens with their transportation needs.

This is the change I promised and I hope you like it.

This so far is all the speech we have been able to sneak out. We will publish more as it becomes available.

Note to readers: the majority of my writings use absurdity to demonstrate the absurd. They are demonstrative of the direction that the Messiah Obama has chosen to lead this country. Am I telling you all these things are going to happen exactly in this fashion? Noooo, except for the $4.50 gasoline at the time of his second inaugural.

A. C. Smithson

Big government can take care of you!

Now that the government has resolved my health care concerns when will it take care of my other wants. I believe I'm paying more for homeowners insurance than health care insurance. I use the homeowners insurance more frequently for significant issues like wind damage or hail than I have my health insurance for major health problem. Car insurance is quite high. I would like them to address it as I am required by law to have it before I can drive to work. The electric bill is moving up also. It I believe is my and every other citizen's right to have lights, toasters, coffee pots, and everything else electricity provides either for free or at a reduced cost. If I can stay healthier by exercising maybe they should get me a gym membership. I must additionally eat healthier so perhaps a grocery bill guarantee. Nothing big oh say $600 a month subsidy. My cell phone bill is crazy. I don't want one but my wife insists that I have one as she worries about me. Cable TV is obviously an American birthright. Currently I choose not to pay the additional $50 over the present cost of $150 for the premium channels. In order to level the playing field the government should address the problem. Gasoline prices are once again on the rise. The evil oil companies need to be either forced to sell it at a loss or I will need some government help. I don't really like my job so I would like to go back to college full-time (with pay) and possibly become a brain surgeon. Think of all the people I could help. These are all common sense things that can help the average citizen like me. Hell it's my right to these things! I'm sure there are more things the government can help me with, but I need a little more time to sort them out. P. S. I could use a bigger house, and I wouldn't mind a three-story cabin in Cloudcroft, New Mexico. Thank you.

A. C. Smithson

Moral Equivalency

Obama and the Russians are going to limit the number of nuclear weapons each has. The United States reducing nuclear weapons is a good thing, maybe. The moral equivalency which tells you that the United States and Russia equally reducing the number of weapons is a comparable thing is more liberal craziness. Russia uses its arsenal to threaten and dominate nations. The United States uses its weapons as a deterrent. Calling it the same is no difference in saying a gun in the hand of a police officer is the same as a gun in the hand of a violent criminal.

A. C. Smithson

Fat Kids

Michelle Obama is going to fix the fat kids. I say mind your own business. The parents need to fix them not the federal government. Feds cut out the free lunch programs and food stamps if you don't want fat kids. It's funny in their efforts to create victims liberals have both hungry and fat children in America. Which is it? Obama is going to fix the fat kids within a generation. I promise you this: When all is said and done, when all the tax money is wasted, the kids will still be fat. This will be another government failure in the making. Outlaw video games like you did the use of cell phones while driving. If it will save one life it will be worth it! (Just kidding, making fun of liberals). Pass a law requiring the kids go outside after school and on weekends to run, bike, play football, basketball, baseball, and other cool things.



A. C. Smithson

Top 10 Dumbest in America

10 Bill Maher- comedian, hatemonger
9 Doug Stephan- radio talk show host, harmless but D-U-M-B
8 Michael Moore- lard ass Hollywood type, hatemonger
7 Nancy Pelosi- politburo leader, S.F. moron
6 Harry Reid- Feeble old fool- senate leader
5 Dennis Kucinish- Insane house member
4 Mika Brzezinski- Commie babe MSLSD (MSNBC) Morning Joe, father is feeble old fool
3 Barack Obama- Marxist that thinks the U.S. is a horrible place
2 Joe (f-----g) Biden, dumbest man in government, gaff a minute
1 We the American people for electing such Riff-Raff (trash)

P.S. I had to add one more.

Gerardo Rivera- Dr. Death, he is marched out by FOX each time any death or disaster occurs. He a liberal hack defending all the liberal stupidity in hushed tones. He is totally delusional in that he actually believes when he hangs out with the military that he is making a military contribution. He is a liar as demonstrated from his report in Iraq about a battle that had just occurred behind the hill he was standing in front of (in fact the battle was two hundred miles away). He carried a gun into a war zone putting at peril all reporters. He is as delusional as I was when I was six years old and I alternated back and forth between being Popeye and Superman. He thinks he is one with the hurricane and stands out in the rain showing how stupid, I mean brave he is. He has a dream of being in a cave with Osama bin Laden holding a gun to his head (Illusions of Grandeur). He is not sure if he would shoot or not. He is a damn news reader, nothing more. What a phony nut.


A. C. Smithson

Forms of Government

Is it a representative democracy when the government ignores the dictates of a majority of the nations citizens? History tells us that when government doesn't care what the people think tyranny soon follows.



A. C. Smithson