A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry," he said. "I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic. I don't have time for the gums to get numb. We have a 10 a.m. tee time at the best golf course in town, and it's 9:30 already. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it."
The dentist thought to himself, "Wow, this guy is brave, asking to have his tooth pulled without anything for the pain." He asked the man, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
The American Legion Magazine, September 2010 issue,
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- A. C. Smithson
- Vietnam Air Force Veteran, retired Texas Peace officer, retired public school educator. The goal of my writing is to encourage people to give a little thought as to what is happening around them and to them.
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