Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
Anon
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Joke
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry," he said. "I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic. I don't have time for the gums to get numb. We have a 10 a.m. tee time at the best golf course in town, and it's 9:30 already. I just want you to pull the tooth and be done with it."
The dentist thought to himself, "Wow, this guy is brave, asking to have his tooth pulled without anything for the pain." He asked the man, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
The American Legion Magazine, September 2010 issue,
The dentist thought to himself, "Wow, this guy is brave, asking to have his tooth pulled without anything for the pain." He asked the man, "Which tooth is it, sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
The American Legion Magazine, September 2010 issue,
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Border Wars
Today I watched a few minutes of a show on TV named Border Wars. It appears to be about Border Patrol agents catching illegal aliens (undocumented democrats.)
They had a guy in custody with 17 pages of arrest for crimes committed here in the United States.
He was placed in a cell and immediately asked for medical attention. The agent asked him what the problem was and he stated that he suffered from depression. The Border Patrol agent called for an ambulance.
How does a person who comes from a country which has yet to dream up the myriad of ailments excusing inappropriate human behavior dream this up? Try using this excuse on a Mexican jailer. It's population (majority) has little education making it difficult to claim such a diagnosis. How did he imagine such a thing? We taught him!
We taught him the same way that we have taught these excuses in our society to explain young peoples failings. We provide them with endless excuses for their failures and then expect them to succeed.
A. C. Smithson
They had a guy in custody with 17 pages of arrest for crimes committed here in the United States.
He was placed in a cell and immediately asked for medical attention. The agent asked him what the problem was and he stated that he suffered from depression. The Border Patrol agent called for an ambulance.
How does a person who comes from a country which has yet to dream up the myriad of ailments excusing inappropriate human behavior dream this up? Try using this excuse on a Mexican jailer. It's population (majority) has little education making it difficult to claim such a diagnosis. How did he imagine such a thing? We taught him!
We taught him the same way that we have taught these excuses in our society to explain young peoples failings. We provide them with endless excuses for their failures and then expect them to succeed.
A. C. Smithson
Friday, August 27, 2010
Innovation
Innovation has arrived at my job. We started work 2 weeks ago. Today we received our forms to document our work hours. One week ago we received a time clock. I work at a school as a sign language interpreter. If I am not in class the teacher would notice. The teacher within a few minutes would ask "where is my interpreter." I know the time clock is not about me. No information is passed on in our organization. I discovered that I must duplicate my time counting procedure 20 minutes before I was scheduled to leave work. Needless to say I stayed beyond my welcome.
We tried this time clock approximately 4 years ago at the urging of the principals secretary. It did not work out. Our rather bright principal at the time instructed that the clock would be discontinued, and packed away. My how time changes.
Like I said I know this new policy is not about me as if I tried to steal time, become a thief and criminal it would not work. The teacher I am assigned to would ask where is my interpreter. I would get busted.
I have been in law enforcement half of my life. I am a good, decent, honest person. I am however a little curious about what has transpired necessitating that we all use the time clock. Who is the genius that suggested the clock. Now as a person of some experience I understand a boss can ask for a time clock if she /he does not trust the employees.
It is not used by all schools in the district. Why must I and other employees at this particular school be held to a different standard. It is my understanding that punishment can be assigned for errors made while clocking in and out four times a day. I have heard numerous hourly employees comment on the stupidity of duplicating our work. If clocking in and out is their preference why do they not have it set up to satisfy the districts time reporting standards. Very inefficient and time consuming to duplicate the information a second time after it has already been documented by the clock. Is it typing practice?
I don't have a problem with it. If our superiors wish us to use our time doing clerical work to free up clerical workers to do little or nothing it is OK with me. I will have less time to teach the children.
A. C. Smithson
We tried this time clock approximately 4 years ago at the urging of the principals secretary. It did not work out. Our rather bright principal at the time instructed that the clock would be discontinued, and packed away. My how time changes.
Like I said I know this new policy is not about me as if I tried to steal time, become a thief and criminal it would not work. The teacher I am assigned to would ask where is my interpreter. I would get busted.
I have been in law enforcement half of my life. I am a good, decent, honest person. I am however a little curious about what has transpired necessitating that we all use the time clock. Who is the genius that suggested the clock. Now as a person of some experience I understand a boss can ask for a time clock if she /he does not trust the employees.
It is not used by all schools in the district. Why must I and other employees at this particular school be held to a different standard. It is my understanding that punishment can be assigned for errors made while clocking in and out four times a day. I have heard numerous hourly employees comment on the stupidity of duplicating our work. If clocking in and out is their preference why do they not have it set up to satisfy the districts time reporting standards. Very inefficient and time consuming to duplicate the information a second time after it has already been documented by the clock. Is it typing practice?
I don't have a problem with it. If our superiors wish us to use our time doing clerical work to free up clerical workers to do little or nothing it is OK with me. I will have less time to teach the children.
A. C. Smithson
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Obamaville
Clark Griswold Obama and his lovely wife Marie Antoinette Obama (let them eat cake) are once again on vacation. The big news today was the weather cleared on Martha's Vineyard allowing Clark to get in a round of golf. This is the Griswold's sixth vacation this year.
I thought Clark vowed not to rest until the economy was fixed and people were back to work.
A. C. Smithson
I thought Clark vowed not to rest until the economy was fixed and people were back to work.
A. C. Smithson
Education Shortchanged
I am sad for one of my friends. This friend is about to graduate with a masters degree, and my friend was clearly shortchanged. In order to be politically correct let us call my friend Joe.
Joe was told by one of her nutty professors that if mosquito's disappeared frogs would go hungry. (Another reason for government to expand. We would need a frog nutrition program. Safety net.) If humans disappeared we would not be missed as we have no worthwhile place in nature. Who would feed my dogs? If you cannot see our place in nature you need to look harder. I can list numerous reasons to continue our existence here on earth. This nutty professor was described as being very, very, smart.
I say the nutty professor is wrong. We are special due to the fact GOD looked upon us with favor. GOD gave us dominion over the earth. Man was created in the image of GOD. If God thinks I'm special I am.
This nutty professor clearly is a product of liberal guilt. Liberal self deprecation. Liberals feel guilty about everything, and most professors are liberals. Everything wrong in the universe is our fault. B.S.
We are as much part of nature as any other species. While I'm at it let me remind you that oil, plastic bags and aluminum cans (all come from mother earth.) If you do away with them you might be fooling with mother nature. Remember it's not nice to fool with mother nature.
Over 95% of all species that ever existed are now extinct. If they were so interdependent (unlike us) every other living creature would have vanished. Right? There must be some ability to adapt. Another gift from GOD.
Refund my friend's money.
A. C. Smithson
Joe was told by one of her nutty professors that if mosquito's disappeared frogs would go hungry. (Another reason for government to expand. We would need a frog nutrition program. Safety net.) If humans disappeared we would not be missed as we have no worthwhile place in nature. Who would feed my dogs? If you cannot see our place in nature you need to look harder. I can list numerous reasons to continue our existence here on earth. This nutty professor was described as being very, very, smart.
I say the nutty professor is wrong. We are special due to the fact GOD looked upon us with favor. GOD gave us dominion over the earth. Man was created in the image of GOD. If God thinks I'm special I am.
This nutty professor clearly is a product of liberal guilt. Liberal self deprecation. Liberals feel guilty about everything, and most professors are liberals. Everything wrong in the universe is our fault. B.S.
We are as much part of nature as any other species. While I'm at it let me remind you that oil, plastic bags and aluminum cans (all come from mother earth.) If you do away with them you might be fooling with mother nature. Remember it's not nice to fool with mother nature.
Over 95% of all species that ever existed are now extinct. If they were so interdependent (unlike us) every other living creature would have vanished. Right? There must be some ability to adapt. Another gift from GOD.
Refund my friend's money.
A. C. Smithson
Monday, August 23, 2010
Question of the day.
More and more men are wearing earrings nowadays, why is that? Are they not feeling pretty, or feminine enough without them?
A. C. Smithson
A. C. Smithson
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Tolerance
The Marxist left is claiming that persons against the Muslims building a mosque and cultural center at the site of the Twin Tower attack are intolerant. People from all around the world come to the United States because we are the most tolerant nation in the world. Unlike Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Syria, Iran, North Korea, China, Russia, and the majority of the world.
The majority of people in the United States are for freedom of religion, and the Muslims have a right to build on the site. They have the right to build it elsewhere also. The Governor of New York offered them state property on which to build their mosque. They refused it. Why? Provocation is the reason they are building it there, plain and simple. There is no other reason to refuse the governor's offer other than to provoke America. The area is in the financial district. There is no Muslim population to serve in that area.
The liberals are tolerant when it comes to Muslims, but what about Christians and Jews. They and the A.C.L.U. are continually forcing the removal of Crosses, Stars of David, Ten Commandments, and Nativity Scenes from public view.
Lets see how tolerant the Muslims are:
The majority of people in the United States are for freedom of religion, and the Muslims have a right to build on the site. They have the right to build it elsewhere also. The Governor of New York offered them state property on which to build their mosque. They refused it. Why? Provocation is the reason they are building it there, plain and simple. There is no other reason to refuse the governor's offer other than to provoke America. The area is in the financial district. There is no Muslim population to serve in that area.
The liberals are tolerant when it comes to Muslims, but what about Christians and Jews. They and the A.C.L.U. are continually forcing the removal of Crosses, Stars of David, Ten Commandments, and Nativity Scenes from public view.
Lets see how tolerant the Muslims are:
- Muslims treat their women as fourth class citizens
- They will not allow non-Muslim infidels to enter Mecca or Medina
- They will not allow building of churches or synagogues in most Muslim countries or in Mecca or Medina
- I am betting homosexuals will probably not be getting wed in the new Muslim mosque near ground zero
- Their bible teaches them that all non-Muslims must be killed
- Under their Sharia law a woman committing adultery is stoned to death
- Women need four male witnesses in order to claim rape.
- Women are not allowed to drive or go to school
A. C. Smithson
Friday, August 13, 2010
Your Momma Didn't Lie to You!
Your mom told you the truth when she said anyone could grow up to become President of the United States. Barrack Hussien Hoover Obama is living proof of that. The least qualified, least experienced person ever to be elected president got elected. Heaven help us.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Jack Webb
Jack Webb a movie and television actor was born April 2. 1920 and died December 23, 1982. He was truly a great American. He served in the U.S. military during World War ll from 1942-1945. One scumbag site I read while researching Mr. Webb was named the I.M.D.b. ( The Internet Movie Database). It trashed him as some kind of hick as he was different from your average Hollywood trash. The self important, better than you scum that Hollywood develops.
Jack loved his country and his work was directed toward making America a better place. He starred in movies like "Pat Novak Private Eye", "He Walked By Night", "Dragnet", "Pete Kelly's Blues", "The D.I.", and he worked on "77 Sunset Strip." He also acted in a number of military war movies. His life goal was to be a director of which he eventually became.
His father left home before he was born and he was raised by his mother and grandmother. He grew up in dire poverty. His life demonstrates that a person can overcome a difficult childhood without all the social programs.
On his Dragnet series he fought against marijuana, LSD, hippies (lazy worthless dumb asses, my description not his), juvenile delinquency, and disrespect for law enforcement. For these actions he was made fun of by this commie Hollywood web site I.M.D.b. The site points out that he was against LSD even at a time when it was legal. Sounds like he was ahead of his time.
Jack loved his country and his work was directed toward making America a better place. He starred in movies like "Pat Novak Private Eye", "He Walked By Night", "Dragnet", "Pete Kelly's Blues", "The D.I.", and he worked on "77 Sunset Strip." He also acted in a number of military war movies. His life goal was to be a director of which he eventually became.
His father left home before he was born and he was raised by his mother and grandmother. He grew up in dire poverty. His life demonstrates that a person can overcome a difficult childhood without all the social programs.
On his Dragnet series he fought against marijuana, LSD, hippies (lazy worthless dumb asses, my description not his), juvenile delinquency, and disrespect for law enforcement. For these actions he was made fun of by this commie Hollywood web site I.M.D.b. The site points out that he was against LSD even at a time when it was legal. Sounds like he was ahead of his time.
Mr. Webb was a big fan of law enforcement officers, and had great respect for their contributions to society.
To me he was a true American Hero and I will always have great respect and admiration for Mr. Webb.
A.C. Smithson
To me he was a true American Hero and I will always have great respect and admiration for Mr. Webb.
A.C. Smithson
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Old Fashioned? Possibly
There are numerous significant problems that all of us have to deal with. One that keeps returning to me is a concern for the future, and the youths of America.
This morning while listening to an old tune by Neil diamond titled The Boat That I Row, it started me thinking again about the future generations.
The song goes like this "I don't have a lot, but with me that's fine. Whatever I've got well I know that it's mine. I don't go around with the local crowd. I don't dig what's in so I guess I'm out. There ain't a man alive that can tell me what to say. I choose my own side, and I like it that way. I don't worry about all the things that I'm not."
Could it be so that young people acted more as individuals as this song demonstrates? Would as many young people participate in bizarre behaviors and actions in order to obtain their 15 minutes of fame. It pains me to see young people follow each other, copy each other, as would mine numb robots. Young people tattooing themselves piercing themselves apparently attempting to emulate the originators of this type of behavior, the prostitutes and outlaw biker gang members.
A. C. SmithsonMonday, August 9, 2010
Obamaville
Governor Perry,
Am I one of the few persons in Texas who doesn't have a Lone Star Card? I just returned from Walmart and it was a typical scene. Person after person paying with their Lone Star Cards. One was a female undocumented democrat. One of her children dropped a cup of chicken nuggets on the floor. She hit the kid and left the nuggets on the floor. She was too sloven and lazy to pick them up.
The second was a white male, approximately twenty-five years old, earrings, tattoos, muscle shirt, with his chicky babe hanging on his arm. He pulled fifteen to twenty 100 dollar bills out of his wallet. He paid with his Lone Star Card.
An elderly lady stands outside in the hot sun holding a sign that reads: Homeless, large family, please help, God Bless. She like me may not have a Lone Star Card.
All three inside the store were able bodied and capable of working. Has Obamaville spread so far and wide that the elderly woman and I am the only persons in Texas without a Lone Star Card? If this is the case can you please advise me on how to obtain one as I only have 10 dollars left in my pocket after paying for my groceries, and appearantly theirs.
A. C. Smithson
Am I one of the few persons in Texas who doesn't have a Lone Star Card? I just returned from Walmart and it was a typical scene. Person after person paying with their Lone Star Cards. One was a female undocumented democrat. One of her children dropped a cup of chicken nuggets on the floor. She hit the kid and left the nuggets on the floor. She was too sloven and lazy to pick them up.
The second was a white male, approximately twenty-five years old, earrings, tattoos, muscle shirt, with his chicky babe hanging on his arm. He pulled fifteen to twenty 100 dollar bills out of his wallet. He paid with his Lone Star Card.
An elderly lady stands outside in the hot sun holding a sign that reads: Homeless, large family, please help, God Bless. She like me may not have a Lone Star Card.
All three inside the store were able bodied and capable of working. Has Obamaville spread so far and wide that the elderly woman and I am the only persons in Texas without a Lone Star Card? If this is the case can you please advise me on how to obtain one as I only have 10 dollars left in my pocket after paying for my groceries, and appearantly theirs.
A. C. Smithson
Monday, August 2, 2010
Words of Wisdom
With Obama's policies we are spiralling toward becoming the next Greece. For those of you who voted for, or continue to support Obama, I understand you know nothing. Let me help you out. When someone says we will become the next Greece it means we are on the verge of becoming broke, bankrupt, run out of money........
The oil in the Gulf of Mexico can't be found by the purveyors of doom and gloom. Perhaps it is hiding along side Obama's 3.5 million saved or created jobs as they can't be found either.
A. C. Smithson
The oil in the Gulf of Mexico can't be found by the purveyors of doom and gloom. Perhaps it is hiding along side Obama's 3.5 million saved or created jobs as they can't be found either.
A. C. Smithson
Democrat Corruption and Excuses
Politburo Pelosi vowed she would drain the Washington D.C. swamp of political corruption. Another bold face lie. What she and the democrats have actually done is to RESTOCK it. Charlie Rangel and Maxine Waters are but two examples of the democrat's culture of corruption. In their defense I will propose the following before they do to explain their corrupt, thieving, lying ways. We are being prosecuted because we are BLACK!
A. C. Smithson
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