A RECENT RETIREE was given a set of golf clubs by his former co-workers. He had never golfed. Thinking he'd give it a chance, he asked the local golf pro for lessons and explained that he knew nothing whatsoever about the game.
The pro showed him the proper stance and swing, and then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
"Now what?" he asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally uttered.
"Oh great. Now you tell me!"
The American Legion Magazine, September 2009 edition.
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