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Media Bias

The New York Times reports today, 12-15-17, that: Obama administration only lied 18 times.  Don't know about you but I would prefer my government not lie to me at all.  Now if the NYT was not covering for the Marxist /Socialist Obama the bi-line should have read Obama Administration only lied 18 times, per day.
A. Smithson

Tax Reform

The runt of the litter Bob Corker voted against the tax plan.  His last whining prior to the vote was his concern for increasing the national debt.  My question is where were these Republicans that worried of an expanding debt at when Obama was in office.  He doubled the debt in his attempt to damage the nation, punish it for past transgressions, and knock the nation down to size.  Here is a suggestion for these politicians who claim to be concerned about the national debt.  QUIT SPENDING AND WASTING OUR MONEY!
Andrew Smithson

Ladies be careful

Sexual harassment has evolved into something that I believe most women would object to if they took the time to think it out.  Males paying for a meal.  Opening the door for a lady.  Telling a woman that her dress looks nice. Any of these could be labeled as sexual harassment.  True abuse should be dealt with to ensure it is not repeated.  Crying wolf will only make men less likely to interact with women.  I once had a female accuse me of harassment.  The truth was she came on to me.  She told of her sexual exploits, bought me gifts, and flirted with me.  I once counseled her and she went to the boss.  The boss agreed to transfer her to a different supervisor.  Then he said it was settled. All parties agreed until the moron boss said unless it was of a sexual harassment situation. You could see a light bulb go off in the subordinates mind.  She asked to speak alone to the boss.  Nest thing I know I am being investigated for sexual harassment.  I was eventually cleared but, it was a big hassle.  A. Smithson

One of one hundred undeniable truths

In our increasingly immoral, unprincipled,and Godless country,when all else fails, accuse a person of being a racist.  A. Smithson

Trump Opposition

Democrats continue to oppose Trump as they want and need as many dependent souls as they can find in order to win elections.  Establishment Republicans oppose Trump as their cushy positions are threatened.  They don't want us to know we can do better with less of them.
A. Smithson

Update

Soon I will resume my educational efforts for your edification and humor.

Club Gitmo

Obama is planning to close Club Gitmo that island paradise for the reduction of stress from Jihad. Is there no limit to what he is will to do to aid the terrorist?
A. Smithson

God will hold them accountable.

God will hold them accountable.  They may not believe it, but I do.  I have witnessed  some of the most evil, vile, liars, in my life.  Self identified spawns of Satan. They are delusional to the point that they actually believe they are decent people.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  Pure evil liars.  God will deal with them in his own time.
Andrew C. Smithson

Liberals, your Messiah has arrived (for a nominal fee)

This is for liberals who believe in man made climate change.  Those and other liberals who believe in the living dead (zombies).  Let's deal with climate change first.  The planet has a fever.  Just below the surface of the earth the temperature is several million degrees.  In five to seven years the Northern polar cap will melt during certain summer months.  The polar bears will drown.  ALL cities along the coasts will be underwater.  Crops will fail and those left alive will starve.  Now I have developed several models which some seem to indicate I can save you.  Since we cannot stop men from driving cars, and cows from farting there are few remedies left to us.  I propose that we move a little farther from the sun.  Some of my models suggest it is doable.  Either that or move the sun farther from us.  Some of my models suggest that we simply maintain the distance from the sun that we have during the winter months.  Al Gore suggest a plan of rebuilding all of the world's  cities where everyone lives close to one another and have no need for cars.  I guess traveling on vacation is out.  His price tag Ninety Trillion dollars.  More money that we have on this planet.  I need you to send me your money, and give up whatever freedoms I dictate and I will set my plan into action.  The day that I receive the one trillion dollars that I require I will save your asses by implementing my plan.  Now as to the zombies.  Many people see this as a real threat to our future existence.   For the nominal fee of 500 billion dollars I will solve this true and present danger.  Upon receipt of the funds I will implement my plan to rid the world of zombies.  I cannot share my plan as the zombies may discover it and somehow thwart it.  Additionally, I have an antidote which I created which will reverse the effects of zombie bites.  Start mailing in the money today for a safe and prosperous world.  Allah bless you and GOD bless America.
Andrew C. Smithson

State of the Union Decline

Our Liar and Chief, that famous doper from Hawaii,  told numerous lies during his bullshit secession last week.  One of the lies that really hit me was the one concerning global warming.  The liar stated that the challenge and danger facing the future generations is global warming.  This for the benefit of the hopelessly ignorant citizens.  There is no damn man made warming, hell there is not even any cyclical climate warming.  This is just Marxist lies to seize more control and resources from the American People.

Here are four threats facing future generations.  These are real an not man made lies for the purpose of exploitation  of our citizens.

1. The moral decline of our nation.  We are rapidly becoming a Godless nation similar to the democrat party.  Look at the nations around the world that reject God.  They are not doing that well, nor are their citizens.

2.  The economy.  It is clear as a result of the Liar and Chiefs policies our children will have a much lower standard of life than that which we enjoyed.

3. Dependency on Government.  The more and more people that buy into this culture of entitlement and dependency the less wealth this nation will hold.

4.  Terrorism.  Unlike the Liar and Chiefs' pronouncements that terrorist are on the run just the opposite is true.  The threat and number of terrorist has grown geometrically since this sissy boy has been in control.

There are many more challenges the nation faces.  Here are but four true and serious issues to solve.

Andrew C. Smithson

Sharing Some of Thomas Sowells' Witty Thoughts

Thomas Sowell is a former economics professor and currently a senior fellow at the Hoover Institute, at Stanford University.  I will attempt to share a couple or three daily.  I consider him to be one if not the smartest man in America.

Advice to the young:  You don't have to listen to anybody.  You can learn everything from your own personal experience.  Of course, you will be at least 50 years old by the time you know what you need to know at 25.

Environmentalism is not about the environment.  It is about ego trips for the busybodies.

If it were up to me, the age of adulthood would never have been lowered from 21 to 18.  It would have been raised to 30.  In recent decades, people have been taking longer and longer to mature -- and increasing numbers never make it.

Enjoy,
Andrew Smithson

Privilege in America

Privilege is what comes with being born in the great nation of America.  The nation founded by geniuses and run by idiots.  Many people like myself were born in poverty.  I didn't like it so I decided to change my situation.  I had to enter the military to work my way out.  I continued to apply myself until I was in a position where I could properly care for my family.  White Privilege is just one more lunatic liberal concoction made up by the left to separate people.  It works on the ignorant, youths wtih heads full of mush, are particularly venerable.  The only people trapped in their situation are those who choose to do nothing.  The people who live in the victim-hood neighborhoods of America.  It is still possible, and will continue to be unless Obama is successful in fundamentally transforming our nation, to Marxism.  At that point everyone will be equally poor and miserable.
Andrew C. Smithson

The New Republican Congress

My hope is that the new congress will stand up against the lawless Obama Regime.  My fear is that Boehner and McConnell will be our modern day Neville Chamberlains.
Andrew Smithson

Obvious Result

I told you people who voted for an inexperienced, incompetent, weak, marxist, that things would not end well.  The economy, national security, jobs situation, morals, and everything else would go to hell, as it has.  Now a muslim cut the head off of a woman in Oklahoma and stabbed a second woman.  The press will try to cover for obama.  That will keep low information citizens uninformed.  When they hit schools, malls, airports, and power grids I doubt they will be unable to protect obama further.
Andrew C. Smithson

Professional Sports

NFL and NBA (Negro Football league and Negro Basketball Association) need to be overhauled.  They need to be investigated by the Justice Department for discrimination.  Where is the diversity.  Where are the quotas.  Liberal multiculturalism demands it.  That is the current societal standard.  Where are the women players, Gay, lesbian, transgender, Hispanic, orientals, amputees, and hell even white players.  The make up of the NFL and NBA should reflect the makeup of the community.  If blacks represent approximately 20% of the population no more than 10 players per team should be black.  51% should be female.  I don't care if they don't want to play.  Social engineering requires it.  1% should be gay.  60% should be white.  Lets get this affirmative action crap working here.  Now don't tell me that the most talented, capable, people are being selected.  By liberal standards that justification is not acceptable.
Andrew C. Smithson

Note to women

Women traditionally, in the majority, vote for the democrat socialist party.  Women like minorities believe the lies told by the democrat socialist party for the last 50 years.  They don't care about you, got it.  They are only interested in power and influence.  Tell me how you will fill when terrorist start attacking our schools and murdering our children.  This made possible by electing a know nothing, no experience, Marxist community organizer.  His weakness has allowed the terrorist ranks to grow by 48% in the last few years.  As a Vietnam Veteran and retired law enforcement officer I can tell you the following.  When you attack the terrorist with shock and awe they are busy running and hiding and unable to mount an attack.  Went you have soldiers on the ground hunting and killing them they have no chance to execute attacks.  Liberals have said for years if you fight the terrorist you will make them mad and they will want to kill you.  They want to kill you anyway.  The limited bombing will do exactly that.  It is like throwing a rock at a hornets nest.  They will strike back.  Without boots on the ground, chasing and killing them on a daily basis, they will have the ability to organize and respond.  When they hit our schools you can thank obama for playing politics with our security.  You can also blame the people who senselessly voted for a weakling instead of a true leader.
Andrew C. Smithson

Robin Williams is Dead!

My initial inclination was to say something negative about him for his hateful, mindless, attacks on conservatives.  Then I heard he was a friend to the military.  I decided to let it go.  The news kept up their worship non-stop.  The fairy, Shep Smith from Fox News was so sicking in his ass kissing it almost caused me to join Williams.  The guy was a drunk and a drug addict.  What is the surprise?  This is how lives like that end up.  This morning the news was reporting on how many millions of Americans suffer from depression and other mental ailments.  They were attempting to make him killing himself sound normal.  News flash enough is enough.  GOD did not die.  An actor and comedian killed himself.  The End.
Andrew C. Smithson

Announcement of Candidacy for President of the United States

I wish to announce my Candidacy for President of the United States.  I would like to have an airplane, helicopter, and live in the White House.  I will double the number of free concerts held at the White House.  Note: I will only invite performers with talent.  I want  taxpayers to pay 44 million dollars for my vacations.  I love to play golf.  I vow to play daily.  When elected I promise to enact the following policies.  I will appoint cabinet members and department heads based not on their talents and abilities, but simply that they share my political ideology.  Within the first year of my administration I will spend one trillion dollars on shovel ready infrastructure jobs putting America back to work.  I'm not interested in photo ops, I'm interested in solving problems for the American People.  I will print money and swell the stock market until it explodes and collapses wiping out retirement savings and making more citizens dependent on government.  I will confiscate all the money from the 1% to ensure I live the lifestyle to which I am accustomed.  I will increase teacher pay to $250.000 a month regardless if the children learn anything or not.  I will enact Common Core nationwide so the students will be too ignorant to realize they were cheated out of an education.  By the time they figure out the math it will be too late.  In exchange teachers will be required to vote for me in all future elections owing their very souls to me.  I will expand the Affordable Care Act so that all Americans receive totally free health care.  This will allow artist to avoid work and pursue their creative talents.  I will submit to enemies in order avoid conflict, and abandon our allies.  I will shrink our bloated military to 6 sailors, 3 marines, 12 soldiers, and 1 airman.  The savings will be diverted to the Affordable Care Act.  I will fix the Veterans Administration by giving it a lot more money.  I will support gay marriage in all states and expand it.  I will expand it so people can marry whomever and as many as they want to include relatives, children and pets (either sex).  I will stop all coal mining even though it will increase electric bills threefold.  I will shut down big oil by declaring them to be enemies of the state.  We will ride bikes and walk to improve health and lose weight.  I will work tirelessly for the middle class.  I will speak of the United States in derogatory terms every chance I get.  I will place unnecessary regulations on business and drive all those money grabbing bastards out of business.  I will talk with Iran until they have nuclear weapons.  Who the hell are we to tell other nations how to act and who can have nuclear weapons and who can't.  I will open the borders to all nations and grant them citizenship by executive order.  No assimilation required and you can bring your customs and religions with you.  All immigrants will however be required to take an oath of allegiance to me.  I will disband Border Patrol and Immigration Customs Enforcement so that new citizens are not hassled.  I will establish Special Weapons and Tactics Teams in every federal agency in the event a few misguided citizens object to my policies and regulatory schemes.   I will arm the agencies to the teeth with military vehicles and weapons.  I will provided military vehicles and weapons to all local police departments.  If SWAT hits your house, even by mistake, they will look sharp and be completely equipped.  If they shoot your family pet it will be quick and relatively painless with the latest military weaponry.  I will work tirelessly for the middle class.  I will grant Polar Bears and all species of Whales citizenship so they will no longer be endangered.  They will enjoy full protection from the United States Government.  To combat man made global warming I will require each household  leave their refrigerator doors open for one hour each day.  This will reverse the effects and refreeze the polar caps.  I will outlaw tobacco and will allow and encourage the free exchange and use of marijuana.  I will permit cocaine and heroin if that will guarantee your vote.  I will travel to  fundraisers at least once a week.  I will outlaw football and declare Soccer to be the national pastime.  I will pass an executive order that any and all criticism of me will be deemed a hate crime and racism.  I am white so minorities beware.  I will ensure abortions are granted on demand in all states for the first 10 trimesters ( in the event you have a child and decide you don't want it).  I will register all firearms and then confiscate them.   I will protect citizens from religion especially Christianity.  I will fight tirelessly for the benefit of the middle class.  I will not accept blame for anything pretending I am on the outside and that Washington not me is doing the harm.  If any blame is wrongfully attached to me I will blame my predecessor.  If Congress objects I will disband Congress and have them arrested.  Please vote for me.  A vote for me is a vote for the middle class.  I will do this and more and still enjoy the support of at least 40 % of the electorate. 
Andrew C. Smithson
Note:  For low information citizens this is a joke, I am not really a candidate for president.

Request for favor from 18 to 30 year olds

If you are 18 to 30 years of age and fall into the following descriptors please do your fellow mankind a favor.  If you believe Lincoln was the first president and Washington was the second.  If you see a picture of George H.W. Bush and think it is Nixon.  If you see a picture of Joe Biden and think he is the states secretary (what the hell is that).  If you believe we dropped the bomb on Russia to end World War ll.  It is your understanding  that the North and South fought the Revolutionary War.  It is your understanding that Lincoln was on the side of the South.  If you know it was the French that we fought for independence in the Revolutionary War.  If you believe Reagan was president during World War ll.  If you believe JFK's words were "Ask not what your country can do for you but what your country can do for you." If you believe republicans are waging a war on women.  If you can't find Iraq or Iran on a map.  If you think Obama is doing a good job.  If you think that it is the responsibility of your fellow citizens to purchase your birth control pills.  If you believe conservatives  are anti-immigration and not anti-illegal immigration.  If you believe the poor have too little because the rich have too much.  If you believe anything Obama says.  You know none of these things and are as ignorant about many more. Additionally,  you think it is funny and cute to be this dumb.  PLEASE, PLEASE don't vote in the future.  You have already screwed things up bad enough.
Andrew C. Smithson