How wrong he is

A young lady returns from a date rather sad. "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago," she tells her mother. "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he's an atheist," the young lady says. "Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell." "Marry him anyway," her mother replies. "Between the two of us, will show him just how wrong he is." The American Legion Magazine, August 2002