Saturday, July 25, 2009

Call for help

Today at a Taco Bell restaurant I observed the following, and I'm just not intelligent enough to figure it out. Please help. I saw a young male approximately twenty five years old enter the restaurant ahead of me. His pants were sagging about half way down his butt exposing his underwear. He had a blue handkerchief hanging out of his left rear pocket. While waiting in line behind him I noted that he had two earrings, cone shaped about two inches long. His left eyebrow had a piece of metal in it. He was wearing a baseball cap slightly cocked to the left side with the visor bent in the middle and pointing up. What does it mean. Is this a fashion statement. Does this make him cool. Is this our future where people can't dress themselves and think they are cool? Is it a rebellious act against the older generation? Does the handkerchief in his left rear pocket mean he is gay, a member of a gang, or just cool? When he was younger who could have allowed this? Who is responsible the parents, the school, who? What future contribution can a person like this make? Please Help
A. C. Smithson

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Fish Story

Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite spot, sitting quietly and drinking beer. Whispering, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over two months."
Earl continues sipping his beer, then thoughtfully replies, "You'd better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find."
The American Legion Magazine, August 2009 issue.

One of many differences between a Conservative and a Liberal

Off the top of your head you might think a conservative is a racist, sexist, bigoted, homophobe. The liberal is a thoughtless child that simply has feelings about issues but never thinks the issues through. The liberal is a helpless victim of life.




I will explain one significant difference that controls the way they both conduct themselves. Conservatives accept the premise that we as humans lack perfection. We all are fallible and will make mistakes. Since we are human and therefore imperfect we understand not all the answers are known to us. We do not know what is best for everyone else. Conservatives are humbled by this understanding, and for the most part refrain from making judgments of what others should do, or how they should live their lives.






The liberal is an elitist much smarter than anyone else. They are infallible operating almost at a divine level. The liberal knows how you should relate to your environment. They know how you should interact with your ecosystem. They know how to eliminate global warming. They know how to save the planet. They know how you should care for your resources. They know what you should and shouldn't eat. They know what kind of health care you should have. They know how much exercise you need. They know you shouldn't eat hot dogs. They know you shouldn't own a gun. They know you shouldn't drive an SUV. They know what kind of car you should drive. They know what manner of fuel you should utilize in your car. They know you shouldn't acknowledge GOD in public (Christians only). They know you should support single motherhood, homosexuality, and abortion. They know your kids should go to public school (no alternatives) whether they get a quality education or not. They know you pollute the air when you breathe. They know you are destroying the planet when you use plastic bags, plastic water bottles and aluminum cans. They know you are abusive to animals. They know how you should raise your kids. They know what kind of appliances you should have inside your house. They know that socialism is right for you. They know that you do not pay enough taxes (you not just the rich). They know we evolved from pond slime. They know there is no GOD. They know they are superior to you. They know how much you should earn. They know you can't take care of yourself, but the government can. Ultimately they know what kind of light bulb you should use. They know everything!




Take three minutes I bet you can think of twelve more instances in which "Liberals Know Best".





A. C. Smithson

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Obama the baseball player

Obama throws a baseball like a girl. He is more of an "athletic supporter" than an athlete.
A. C. Smithson

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Obama

How are Obama and GOD the same.
Neither GOD nor Obama have a birth certificate.
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Obama Bumper Stickers

"Obama lied Afghans died"

"Afghanistan is Obama's Vietnam"
(Both borrowed from the loony left.)

Sign seen at recent Tea Party Event.
I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money. You keep the CHANGE.
A. C. Smithson