Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Plug the Hole

Washington D.C. announced that in it's schools there will be an adjustment in the distribution of condoms to the children. Complaints were made that the condoms were cheap and too small. Eager to please Washington indicated it would spend a few thousand dollars more each year to improve the quality of condoms. D. C. representatives reportedly will distribute Trojans in the future and will include magnums (their largest condom.) Washington heeded Obama's instruction when he call out to "plug the damn hole."

A. C. Smithson

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