What date will the world end?

Refer to previous post "Perplexing Questions, dated 1-28-10."

I know all Obama voters and children (same difference) think the world will end on December 21, 2012 as Nostra-dumb-ass has predicted. The Holy Bible, book of Mark, chapter 13, verse 32 tells us that: " But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the father."

If a person gives you a specific date, date certain, you can at least know for sure that he or she is clueless.

The closest you can get is to read the book of Revelation and look for signs of the end being near. Sorry I couldn't give you an exact date. Considering the world's current condition it can't be much longer.

A. C. Smithson

Stay tuned for more answers

Is time travel possible?

Refer to previous post "Perplexing Questions, dated 1-28-10."

According to Albert Einstein it is theoretically possible. Practically speaking NO!

A. C. Smithson

Experiment

I have been thinking about how the environmental wackos claim that everything put into land fields takes 1,000 years to degrade, deteriorate, dissolve, break down or whatever crazy word they use. Diapers, Kleenex, condoms, printer cartridges, Styrofoam, everything takes 1,000 years. I don't understand how they figure this as none of these things have been around very long. Some like the printer cartridges have been around roughly 30 years. (At least the ones we are talking about in current use by business and schools.)

My experiment is to see if it takes 1,000 years or less for Styrofoam to degrade. I say less. I base this on previous observations. While duck hunting I observed a Styrofoam cup on the ground. I saw it again 3 weeks later and it was starting to fall apart. I'm betting it will take less than a thousand years to degrade. Just in case I will start exercising, not smoke, eat only healthy food, and avoid trans fats so that I can live forever and see this experiment to a conclusion.

I had planned to start my experiment roughly ten days ago but I couldn't find any damn Styrofoam. At least one person did not put their Styrofoam in a land field, but instead threw it on the street and it blew into my yard. Now I have the material I need for my experiment.

I have one piece exposed to the sun and air. I buried the other. Understand these are thick pieces from some type of boxing material. I say it will take a month or more because of their thickness, approximately 3 inches thick. I will let you know.

When I finish this experiment I will move on to the stir sticks that people use for coffee. They may take a thousand years. We have been warned not to use those as they will also destroy the planet.

A. C. Smithson

7-24-10 follow-up to experiment. Unlike liberals I can tell the truth (and I know the difference between truth and fantasy). The Styrofoam exposed to the elements deteriorated to the depth of approx 1/32 of an inch. The one buried was soft and spongy (I don't know what that would have lead to. I plan to continue the experiment using cups as that is what they claims takes a thousand years to break down.

Osama bin Laden

He sounds like Harry (the body) Reid, Politburo Pelosi, Obama and other dems. Every time he releases a tape it sounds just like the dems and their talking points. Marxist and terrorist have one more thing in common. Osama bin Laden is spouting global warming talking points. Why? He knows it destroys liberty.

A.C. Smithson

Taxes by J. Jet

J. Jet is an occasional contributor to this blog site. She contributes ever so sparingly and hopefully in the future she will grace us with more wisdom. She frequently utilizes musical lyrics in her writings.

I am fascinated by people who get a $200 tax refund and claim that they didn't pay any taxes this year. Obviously, they have never heard that there are only two things certain in life, death and taxes. While death has always been looked on as something to avoid, lately there are many people who seem to embrace the idea that taxes are good, and we need more of them. Of course, they intend that someone else will pay the taxes and they will reap the benefit.

Let me tell you how it will be

One for you nineteen for me

A quick glance at the W-2 you will receive in February (those of you who still have a job), will show that you had federal, state, and local taxes withheld (taken out of your pocket) throughout the year. This is money that you could've spent, saved, or given to charity. However, that is just a skim, the amount that the government takes directly off the top.

This is assume, ok, fantasize, that you buy a product that is made here in the United States. The people who work for that company pay taxes just like you. The company also pays federal taxes on its profits, along with many state and local taxes such as property and excise taxes. These taxes are part of the purchase price you pay.

If you drive a car I'll tax the street

If you try to sit I'll tax your seat

But let's not stop there, when a product is shipped, the trucking company and their employees pay federal, state, local taxes. Plus they pay the taxes on the fuel and tires they use. In addition, they paid taxes when they purchased the truck.

Now the products go to the store and guess what? By now I think you get the picture. The store employees pay taxes, the store pays taxes. But here's the news: all of those taxes are paid by you when you buy the product! Oh yeah baby, the buck stops at your front door.

If it gets too cold I'll tax the heat

If you take a walk I'll tax your feet

Now our leaders want to do a little number called cap and trade. This will be an additional tax on all of the other taxes we will pay. And guess where that money will go? It will go not only to our wasteful government, but to the wasteful and corrupt governments of Third World countries. I hope that keeps you warm when you can't afford the price of heating your own home.

Cause I'm the tax man, Oh yeah I'm the Tax Man

J.Jet

Perplexing Questions Rated P.G.

In addition to my previously stated goals of education and humor I plan to challenge myself and hopefully boost readership by attempting to answer some difficult questions. Questions which have perplexed man for some time.

• Is time travel possible?
• What date will the world end?
• What is the meaning of life?
• Why can't I lose weight?
  
• Do women pee in the shower?

STAY TUNED!

A. C. Smithson

Obama Goal

This week Obama stated that he would rather be a really good one term president than a mediocre two term president. News flash that train has left the station. He has proven himself to be a dreadful first term president. Time to set a new goal.

A.C. Smithson