Friday, April 30, 2010
Arizona
Wall Street
Cell phone ban
Driving (25,000 to 50,000 annually)
smoking
soccer
eating (choking)
bicycle riding
skateboards
exercise
drive-bys
football
running
boxing
baseball
childbirth
abortion
murder
drug overdoses
riding horses
medical errors
airplanes
helicopters
swimming
illegally entering the country
sex
consuming alcohol
working
Yes I know many of these already are against the law, but we need a city ordinance for each. After we pass ordinances on these we will add more to the list. Remember if it will save just one life it will be worth it. Tomorrow they will start punishing you for cell phone use.
A. C. Smithson
Protected class of criminal
Global cooling
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
The beautiful liberal mind
Today on MS NBC (Mess NBC) they ran this caption headline while discussing Arizona's new immigration law. The caption read: "Law makes it a crime to be an illegal alien." Now they obviously only just learned and previously failed to understand there is a federal law against illegal entry into the country. This explains the label illegal alien. Now that is just plain block headed stupid.
A. C. Smithson
Droneism (new word)
A. C. Smithson
Taxes
A. C. Smithson
Mexican Consulate
Today's junk science offering
A. C. Smithson
Liberal definition of educational improvement
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Hatemongers
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Eulogy
Dan was not a complex man. He simply was a man of strong values and standards of which he lived by. He possessed the attributes of honesty, compassion, gentleness, calm, discipline, thrift, and above all he was a true gentleman. I discovered over the years he was a deep thinker, and he logically broke down the complex and made it understandable.
He exhibited thrift by searching the aisles of a store comparative shopping for the best deal, yet when it came to his friends he was extremely generous. Buying a friend an extravagant meal, or presenting a friend a quality gift for an occasion was one of his hallmark behaviors.
Dan had a gentle, kind, patient demeanor. Over the years he has had numerous special needs children in his classes. He spent extra time and patience with each to help them learn and feel like an important part of his class. On his classroom door one student wrote: "Hi Mr. Carroll, we miss you a lot, you're nice to me. Mr. Carroll I love you very much Mr. Carroll." A disabled man which Dan saw on a weekly basis worked hard selling newspapers. The man's efforts so touched Dan each time he saw the man Dan would give him $20. Matthew 25:40 tells us the following: and the King shall answer unto them, verily I say unto you, inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.
He was not a complex man, but he was multifaceted. He was a student, teacher, accountant, musician, golfer, hunter, and friend. When he made friends he kept them. I have met friends from every period of his life going back to the 1970s. He always planned ahead so as to have time with them. His friends were friends for life.
He cherished his beloved wife for whom he devoutly cared for throughout her illness. After he lost her he has maintain close relations with her relatives for more than a decade. They were his only family here in the Southwest. He made it a point to spend holidays and special events with them when he could. He always enjoyed their company.
His companion at home was a black Labrador retriever named Jet. He exercised her daily, provided the best preventive medical care, and proper food. He took her everywhere it was permissible. A wise philosopher who was born in the early part of last century stated "you can tell the character of a person by the way he treats his animals." Thank you mom for that wisdom. Jet's companionship helped a lot, but after the untimely death of his darling wife he was lonely. At times over the years I could feel his loneliness. Dan never complained about anything that I can remember. His loneliness was palpable. My family and I cared deeply for him and we were overjoyed at his finding Maryadele. In recent months he had a renewed energy and joy in his voice, and an extra spring in his step. He was as happy and giddy as a teenager in love.
Dan and I shared many adventures and some misadventures. Once while hunting a desert lake we brought down a bird (Cormorant) which had the demeanor and appearance of a pterodactyl. It held Dan and Jet at bay for 10 minutes. While driving down the road trying to decide if we had mistakenly broke the law or damaged an endangered species we discussed the problem. I found the identity of the pterodactyl and we tried to formulate a defense for our actions. Dan suggested that while addressing the wildlife commission that we present our explanation in a good news bad news format. The good news is the once thought to be extinct bird is in fact not extinct. We spotted 13 of them flying amongst the lake's other waterfowl. The bad news is now there are only 12. Dan and I laugh so hard that we began to cry. He had to pull off the road to avoid crashing. The species is okay. Over 100,000 of these birds nest together along the coast of west Africa each year.
Dan felt great joy at participating in the church choir. It carried a high priority in his life. He felt blessed that he could serve in his church and work with such talented professionals. He loved the members of the choir always speaking highly of them.
Of my friend I can say that he was an inspiration and example for us all. I feel proud and blessed to have known him.
A. C. SmithsonRated R. for mature adults only
It appears that despite all the potentially catastrophic events we face as a nation there is one overriding civil rights concern affecting women.
The right to breast-feed openly in public. Bear with me as I attempt to feel my way around this delicate issue.
The case study is provided us from the Democratic Socialist Republic of Minnesota. A lovely, obese, tattooed, country looking girl claimed she was denied her God-given right to breast-feed (in full public view) while dining in a country style restaurant. She claims she was asked to leave the establishment because of it. The restaurant claims she was asked to leave because of the scene her fiance was making by yelling and cursing.
This lady is what Bill and Hillary Clinton would refer to as trailer trash. This is the name they called the victims of Bills marital infidelities. This woman is engaged to the father of her children, not married. There is little doubt this is so they can access social welfare programs and have the funds available in order to dine out in the country restaurant. I don't understand why this is even an issue. I can promise this woman the majority of Americans support her position. The majority of males in this country strongly support a woman's right to expose her breast in public. All females residing in liberal bastions of freedom like Seattle, San Francisco, Detroit, New Orleans, Portland (Oregon or Maine, both the same), New York City, and Camden New Jersey support you. There is absolutely no reason to expect a female in America to modestly cover herself while breast-feeding, none whatsoever.
I worry about the unintended consequences of this act. Liberals frequently support worthwhile activities such as open breast feeding without consideration of the possible ramifications of it. The welfare society created by the Great Society in the 1960s has relegated millions of people to a life of poverty. It was intended by some to help the poor, by others to increase the number of people dependent upon the government. Generation after generation have, and do live a meager existence devoid of any ambition, pride, or personal responsibility. It destroyed the black family by driving the male out of the household.
The possible consequence of this breast exposure in public may be the loss of employment of tens of thousands of young females working themselves through college. The adult entertainment industry may lose millions of paying customers. Customers which entered the clubs and willingly threw down their money so that women would publicly exposed their breast. Does this sound fair? Well does it!
I may be wrong because I was wrong in thinking that Minnesota was part of the United States. I was clearly wrong about that. I found it is some kind of third world country like Cuba, Yemen, or Sudan. It has a civil rights commission which is investigating the woman's complaint. I am correct that a state in the United States (a nation of laws) would not need a civil rights commission but a third world country with a tyrannical government might. Anyway I have come to a couple of conclusions. First, allow women the right to bare their breasts in public and second, the people of Minnesota clearly suffer from brain freeze.
A. C. Smithson
My wife explains to me the purpose of this bare breast feeding (no towel or blanket). It's for the woman to draw attention to herself. It's not about the baby, it's about her. Look at me what a wonderful nurturing person I am.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Charity
Save the Planet
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
My best friend
Friday, April 9, 2010
Nuclear Treaty
A. C. Smithson