A quote and a joke

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.

Anon

A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answer. The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out, "About 20 minutes." "Thanks. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked?" "Didn't know how fast you could walk."

Anon

The American Legion Magazine, October 2009

Barry The Magician

The most merciful Barry the Messiah has accomplished a feat beyond belief. In at least half a dozen of his speeches given concerning his health care proposals he has repeatedly said 46 million people are without health insurance coverage. It use to be 47 million. Anyway, he gave speech after speech repeating 46 million, 46 million, 46 million, 46 million. During his speech to the joint session of congress he said over 30 million. It's a miracle! Overnight the number dropped by 16 million. Is he good or what. I have heard some say he subtracted the illegal aliens from the coverage he had previously lied about. I believe that the D.S.P. (Democrat Socialist Party) has lied so much they simply cannot keep track of the lies any longer.

A. C. Smithson

Re-defining of words

The Democrat Socialist Party continues on it's quest to transform our nation into a socialist utopia. They continue re-defining words in order to keep people from focusing on their socialist designs. The D.S.P. intends to remake this nation into one that will ensure D.S.P. future power by making citizens subservient to the government. When the citizen becomes dependent upon the government for their needs the government will have complete control. The nation will not offer our future posterity the opportunity to prosper nor the freedom to enjoy life.

The D.S.P. has redefined racism toward this end. Previously racism meant, a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce and inherent superiority of a particular race. (Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, tenth edition, page 962.) The D.S.P. has redefined it to mean any person who disagrees on any subject with our socialist and chief (The Messiah). Don't for a minute think that the people spreading this lie, like Carter, are acting independently. They are doing it with his most holy blessing. These racist would include a large number of the 40 million white people who mistakenly voted to elect him. It would include the millions of white people who worship the Oprah, and the millions of racist white people who allowed Bill Cosby the opportunity to earn 35 million dollar a year during his career. There is no doubt that racism exist, as it resides in the D.S.P.

A. C. Smithson

My Progressive Side

Most people caught up in recycling fail to take note of a couple of significant points. In their self diluted thoughts they actually believe they are saving the world. Point #1 not all things lend themselves to recycling. Only about a half dozen or so items, example; paper, aluminum, copper etc. recycle well. Others cost more in energy and money to recycle than is saved. Point #2 Most of the recyclables collected and faithfully separated end up alongside the other trash in landfills. This according to a study published approximately six months ago. Yes, the governments and private recycling companies dump it. I do not wish to be judged harshly when it comes to doing my part in recycling. From this point on, I want everything recycled whether it means we waste more energy and money or not.

Secondly, I am tired of hearing how we mistreat the animals of this planet. We encroach on their habitat and threaten their existence. I propose the following to insure this doesn't happen again. Ban hunting, no one needs to hunt to eat except maybe for the "one in eight" that the commercial claims is hungry. Some claim that species management is necessary to avoid overpopulation. They claim the species overwhelms their Eco-systems. The food supply and habitat are insufficient to support the increase in numbers. I don't believe this for a minute. In the Midwest (Illinois or Indiana) about four or five years ago a moratorium on hunting lead to starvation and the spread of disease through the states' deer population. The state moved in and euthanized the sick ones. Starvation is not such a bad way to go. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Ban wind turbines as they kill birds. Ban air travel, as airplanes suck unsuspecting ducks into their jet engines. This can result in the airplane landing in a river threatening the fish. Ban roadways thereby eliminating the words road kill from our vocabulary. Ban solar panel arrays they hog up land (one huge array is close to Las Cruses). Ban buildings over one story tall (threat to birds). Ban all activities in oceans to include fishing, boating, surfing and anything else that can affect the fish. The oceans are just not big enough for all of us. Ban elimination of waste as it pollutes the waterways. Ban breathing as it emits carbon dioxide. Ban all cars, buses and trains. Make all modes of transport except bicycles illegal. Ban generating of electricity as it pollutes the air. Ban all industry so we no longer melt the ice and threaten the polar bears.

That should be enough for now. If these suggestions do not solve the problems we will revisit them later and add some really strict limitations.

A. C. Smithson

Twin Towers Ground Zero

If the twin tower site is an example of how long it takes to get a shovel ready job started there may be a problem. This shovel ready site has been ready and waiting for eight years. Hopefully by the 10Th anniversary they will have a little something to show.

A. C. Smithson

Granting life to the non-living

Slightly more than a decade ago, a group of people who wanted to modify your behavior offered life to the sport utility vehicle. This new life form has since wreaked havoc around the nation. Media reports indicated that S.U.V.s have caused accidents, ran red lights, ran over pedestrians, and on one occasion drove off a fourth floor parking garage injuring three. Example of the coverage would be S.U.V. ran through railroad crossing collides with train, two people injured. Never the mention of a driver. Perhaps there wasn't one. Average citizens learned to mis-trust and rail against the ownership of the S.U.V. by other citizens. They have a mind of their own indiscriminately causing damage and mayhem. Pesky S.U.V.
This morning I heard the report of a high school cheerleader murdered by a gun. Somehow a football player was involved in the incident. Report: Gun crime results in the death of a cheerleader. The football player didn't kill her the gun did. In my life, I have been lucky in that I have never had a criminal gun. I have owned guns for 49 years. Never once has any of them committed a gun crime. Come to think of it my friends and relatives have never owned a criminal gun. Just dumb luck I guess.


A. C. Smithson

Dumbo (Obama's) latest Healthcare speech

It is interesting how society interpreters things nowadays. Dumbo started lying from his opening remarks. Health care reform will not add one cent to the deficit. Lie number one. Then he said that illegal aliens will not access health care. Lied again. Dumbo (the ears) has no plan. The out front plan is the house plan. It has no mechanism for identifying legal status. Amendments put forth requiring legal status and excluding illegal aliens was promptly discarded by the house leadership. He said if you like your current plan and doctor you can keep them. Third lie. There was at least two more lies I can think of off the top of my head, but I don't want to bore you with details. Everyone eventually will be forced to join. It's in the house plan. The person lying is given a pass. The person Joe Wilson, R. South Carolina who told the truth when he yelled out "you lie" is the one that was scrutinized.

A. C. Smithson

Whale Wars

On a few occasion's I have watched this show on Animal Planet. The same channel where children receive their indoctrination training when not in school. All of these environmentalist claim to be saving the world and bringing awareness to the plight of animals. They all use the same worn out cliche's: the animal will only attack and bite in self defense, and the problem (whatever it is its due to ) mans encroachment into their world. Like humans are aliens and not part of the world. Steve Irwin took a spear into the heart while harassing a sting ray. In his honor the Eco-terrorist Sea Sheppard's named their ship after him. The Captain Paul Watson was drummed out of another psycho group named Green Peace. He was too far out even for them. He was one of the founders and they *#@$ canned him. He receives donations from gullible people whom he convinces that he is actually accomplishing something. Without him whales would vanish from the oceans of the earth is his claim. The whole lot of them are terrorists and at minimum should be imprisoned. He reminds me of Charles Manson. In one episode a Japanese sailor falls overboard. In that water he would be dead in 30 minutes. While the Japanese are searching for him the terrorists launch another attack. Captain Bly is one hell of an honorable man. The manner in which he manipulates these young people is laudable. He recruits a cast of international nitwits. These people are truly works of art. To say they are reminiscent of Gilligan is to do Gilligan a disservice. Gilligan never screwed up this bad. They mess up everything they touch. They are tossed aboard a ship and dragged to the frigid waters south of Australia. They chase Japanese whaling ships with the claim of ending whaling. They are always a day late and a dollar short. While practicing their Eco-terror they harass but never seem to be able to stop the whaling as the Japanese ships always make their catch. They throw stink bombs at the Japanese but since they throw like Obama they have to get in close and then the ships collide. Great Humor. Foolish people will continue to send money anyway. One day this misadventure will end in tragedy. These waters that the Sea Sheppards play in are extremely hazardous. These buffoons can't launch their speed boats, they can't navigate, and they can't maneuver a gaff without damaging the helicopters rotors. The crew members are so naive they don't understand that they are being manipulated by Captain Manson. Equally humorous is each of these mutants swear they will defend the whale with their lives. Then they continually remark that they are not on a suicide mission when they encounter their next screw up. When presented with the opportunity to exchange their lives to save a whale they always back down. They are always bickering and whining like the liberals they are. In the end they accomplish nothing other than providing some comic relief.

A. C. Smithson

Van Jones (followup to Barry's Minions)

Word this morning is he resigned. He said he did it so his friends would not have to defend him from the lies people are spreading about him. Problem is he has apologized for at least three of the lies. The other problem is each and every allegation is on videotape.

A. C. Smithson

Barry's Minions

I want to make a few brief comments and then ask a question. Anthony "Van" Jones, the Green Czar in Barry's Administration is the topic. Jones does not appear to be able to keep his mouth shut so I will let you know some of the things he says and thinks. He has described his childhood behavior as bookish and bizarre. He still is bizarre. While protesting the Rodney King verdict he was arrested. He indicated that he entered jail as a rowdy nationalist but by August of that year "I was a communist." In California he got involved in a group called STORM which was committed to revolutionary Marxist politics. The groups points of unity were revolutionary democracy, feminism, and internationalism. It additionally stood for the central role of the working class, urban Marxism and Third World Communism. His goal is to promote Eco-capitalism (wealth distribution). The Green-Collar Jobs Campaign is intended to improve racial and economic equality. The greatest hoax of modern times, man made global warming, is the excuse he uses in order to accomplish his agenda. He signed a petition alleging government complicity in the September 11 attacks. He has made numerous racist remarks for which he has had to issue apologies. He will control 30 billion dollars of stimulus money for green projects with no experience in energy production. He is and has always been (like Barry) a community organizer. He is one more of the score of radicals that Bary hangs with. Why because Barry is just like them. Van needs to go. He could never survive an FBI background investigation let alone a senate confirmation ergo he becomes one of the commie CZARS. Van go back to your racist cesspool in Oakland.

Now to my question. If I become a Communist and racist that hates America can I get a job in Washington overseeing 30 billion dollars?

A. C. Smithson