Saturday, November 18, 2017

Ladies be careful

Sexual harassment has evolved into something that I believe most women would object to if they took the time to think it out.  Males paying for a meal.  Opening the door for a lady.  Telling a woman that her dress looks nice. Any of these could be labeled as sexual harassment.  True abuse should be dealt with to ensure it is not repeated.  Crying wolf will only make men less likely to interact with women.  I once had a female accuse me of harassment.  The truth was she came on to me.  She told of her sexual exploits, bought me gifts, and flirted with me.  I once counseled her and she went to the boss.  The boss agreed to transfer her to a different supervisor.  Then he said it was settled. All parties agreed until the moron boss said unless it was of a sexual harassment situation. You could see a light bulb go off in the subordinates mind.  She asked to speak alone to the boss.  Nest thing I know I am being investigated for sexual harassment.  I was eventually cleared but, it was a big hassle.  A. Smithson

One of one hundred undeniable truths

In our increasingly immoral, unprincipled,and Godless country,when all else fails, accuse a person of being a racist.  A. Smithson

Trump Opposition

Democrats continue to oppose Trump as they want and need as many dependent souls as they can find in order to win elections.  Establishment Republicans oppose Trump as their cushy positions are threatened.  They don't want us to know we can do better with less of them.
A. Smithson

Update

Soon I will resume my educational efforts for your edification and humor.

Monday, January 11, 2016

Club Gitmo

Obama is planning to close Club Gitmo that island paradise for the reduction of stress from Jihad. Is there no limit to what he is will to do to aid the terrorist?
A. Smithson

Thursday, February 26, 2015

God will hold them accountable.

God will hold them accountable.  They may not believe it, but I do.  I have witnessed  some of the most evil, vile, liars, in my life.  Self identified spawns of Satan. They are delusional to the point that they actually believe they are decent people.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  Pure evil liars.  God will deal with them in his own time.
Andrew C. Smithson

Monday, February 9, 2015

Liberals, your Messiah has arrived (for a nominal fee)

This is for liberals who believe in man made climate change.  Those and other liberals who believe in the living dead (zombies).  Let's deal with climate change first.  The planet has a fever.  Just below the surface of the earth the temperature is several million degrees.  In five to seven years the Northern polar cap will melt during certain summer months.  The polar bears will drown.  ALL cities along the coasts will be underwater.  Crops will fail and those left alive will starve.  Now I have developed several models which some seem to indicate I can save you.  Since we cannot stop men from driving cars, and cows from farting there are few remedies left to us.  I propose that we move a little farther from the sun.  Some of my models suggest it is doable.  Either that or move the sun farther from us.  Some of my models suggest that we simply maintain the distance from the sun that we have during the winter months.  Al Gore suggest a plan of rebuilding all of the world's  cities where everyone lives close to one another and have no need for cars.  I guess traveling on vacation is out.  His price tag Ninety Trillion dollars.  More money that we have on this planet.  I need you to send me your money, and give up whatever freedoms I dictate and I will set my plan into action.  The day that I receive the one trillion dollars that I require I will save your asses by implementing my plan.  Now as to the zombies.  Many people see this as a real threat to our future existence.   For the nominal fee of 500 billion dollars I will solve this true and present danger.  Upon receipt of the funds I will implement my plan to rid the world of zombies.  I cannot share my plan as the zombies may discover it and somehow thwart it.  Additionally, I have an antidote which I created which will reverse the effects of zombie bites.  Start mailing in the money today for a safe and prosperous world.  Allah bless you and GOD bless America.
Andrew C. Smithson